Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
did you just send me my own nude
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
