just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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