Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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