I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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