no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
