When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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