It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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