I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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