its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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