this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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