I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I FOUND THE LEGS
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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