If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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