Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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