i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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