I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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