she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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