i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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