Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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