Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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