areolas are like halos for boobs.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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