we have officially lost it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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