So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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