Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize