I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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