Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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