Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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