We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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