like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
did you just send me my own nude
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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