I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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