and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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