I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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