Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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