they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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