bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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