you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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