Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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