Banned from zoo.
Again?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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