too bad you live with your parents still
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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