Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think my moral compass just broke
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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