Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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