I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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