between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
