i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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