it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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