dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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