I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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