Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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