So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
not ubering you a puppy
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm really busy with my period
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