so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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