its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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