I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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