we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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