your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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