Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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